i left my iphone on the counter and when i wasn’t looking my dad took a really scary/ ugly/ creepy/ unsettling/ weird picture of himself and set it as my background. i literally screamed when i first saw it and now i just think it’s so funny so i decided that i’m never changing my wallpaper again
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Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it.
#forever pissed off that a five year old can make better pancakes than me
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I think I finally realized what this reminds me of
TYPING THIS FROM THE TENTH CIRCLE OF HELL
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prayer circle that alex pettyfer doesn’t get cast as finnick
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“Shine your shoes, wipe your… face”
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WOW. THIS AMAZES ME
omg
and you know its real because someone put a little national geographic icon at the top
ROFL XD Tumblr is so gullible
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you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
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